What is the deal with paper plates?

Just about any activity can be made funnier if accompanied by Enigma's "Principle's of Lust".

It is better to give than to recieve.

It is better to end well than to begin well.

It is important to know whether to use then or than, effect or affect, to or too, butt or butterson.

Jalepeno paupers

Bike rack = Buy crack

Prospero - Rospero - Ross Perot

Time marches on and we swing from its pendulous off-hangings like so many tertiary frogs in a Jim Henson production. We are Carribean amphibians. We like to hop in the tropical sun.

Truth time: I have trouble trusting others. But who doesn't? A dog maybe. Dogs are soft to the touch. Gob less em.

"Take-a the sword or take-a me" - that's what Richard III would say if he couldn't pronounce the letter "p". (evidence that he cannot pronounce the letter "p" does exist in the fact that he refers to corpses as "corse[s]". Booooooooooargh!!

Naughty fire ants, they desire dance.
Makes you want to thwart em.
My Grandsire's lance
Beats the fire ants
He know how outsmart em.

Ronk

Markre