I've said it before and I'll sashay it again

Hey Lumpy,

Here's the Rub: If you become a celebrity, you unwittingly enter into a mandatory Human Zoo program. Celebrities are the exotic breeds of our own species. We observe their habits, encourage them to breed with one another, revel in their fights and analyze their children. I suppose its called Anthropology when the subject is humanity, but in my opinion it is silly rubbishhhhhh-.

Therefore, if you prize tranquility or anonymity, don't become a famous and successful actorbe.

Be an author.

And don't put your headshot in the book's cover.

Rapture, Rapture, Rapture - Have a Nice Daaaaaaaay!

Singularly Impressionable,
McKakle