My first day as a stock market data enterer

It's been a full and rewarding day of fainting and hitting my head into floors at the office. Sat impotently watching co-workers do the job that I was hired (but not yet cleared by the network) to do, then went home and had a good cry. God, I love being an adult with every fiber of my being.

My head hurts and I am going to sleep until I become a grown man. With a beard. And an agent.

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